I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

I Don’t Want To Win Lying Down

我真不想躺赢啊

Author:Tai Bai Mao(太白猫)
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When Xu Mang was about to work hard, God found him, but Xu Mang let out a stinky fart, and God was smoked away…

From then on Xu Mang became a salted fish.

“Uh…”

“In fact, it’s not bad to be a salted fish.”

“Because you can win by lying down.”

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