My Funny Consort

She had been reborn into a poor family with a pile of radishes underneath. If she wasn’t strong enough, how could she have supported this family?

She was a 21st century’s forensic doctor. With her medical expertise, she uses her scalpels to save life and investigate the dead. Unfortunately, she transmigrated to the body of the unfavourable first daughter of Liu residence. At first sight, he looks handsome and charming; with his crotch erected underneath his half-naked body. She smiled and asked, “Have you been drugged, sir? A cure? One treatment costs two hundred taels.” He frowned dangerously as if to judge whether is she worth for him to give his body to her willingly. She quickly used her silver needles on seven acupuncture points and teasingly stared at his crotch. “Look, you calmed down immediately, aren’t I good?” The moment she finished her words, his member grew larger again. She got pinned down by this wretched prince, “I’ll give you four hundred taels, change another treatment method.” “F***!” She got unlucky, and that was how her son Liu XiaoLi got into her stomach. …… On a fateful day, Liu XiaoLi was refining his medicine-making skill. The little punk walked towards his mom……

When Xue Tingxiang, a great traitor, returned to his youth, Xue’s family was still destitute. His family was beaten to death for a place to study. The woman was still her own child bride. In this life, he decided to change his way of life. The first task was to treat her well, and then gave birth to a few more kids. Zhao’er was a child bride of the Xue family. She knew that she would marry the little man and have s*x with him when he was old enough. However, the little man had always disliked her and hated her. However, just overnight, the little man suddenly changed a lot, not only was kind to her, but also always kissed and hugged her, this, this… #The way to raise wife for the treacherous First Grand Secretary# Who raised who? How ashamed!

When she opened her eyes, she became the well-known ugly woman in the village and there was a soft little bun in front of her plus an instant hunter husband. Lin Xiaoye felt pressured, but with a silver needle in hand, she started treating illnesses and saving people to earn a fortune, kissing her husband, abusing scums, raising a bun, planting crops and living a good life. Wait, what? Her husband is a god of war? And an outstanding founding minister? The emperor even begged him? How dare he hide this from her? Scram and sleep in the hall!

No matter male or female, the members of the Hua clan had been loyal for generations, placing the utmost importance on protecting their nation. The monarch and his subjects were in harmony, sharing all kinds of emotions, all due to the ties of comradeship in their hearts. Once the weather cooled, would the favored crown prince fall from power? No. Once the weather warmed, would the loyal and brave marquess estate be disposed of after its use? No.

Lin Xi spent 14 years at this family and never did figure out why she had always been mistreated. She finally learned that she was living in a cliché novel with radical moral standards. Her mother was the female lead and her “father” was the male lead. Before the male lead fell in love with the female lead, he had belittled and was abusive to her in all sorts of ways. He even offered her up to others and, finally, the female lead had intimate relationship with a strange man. The male lead fell head over heel in love with the female lead after that and expressed that he did not mind the child. Nevertheless, the existence of said child was a like a thorn in male and female leads’s hearts and it reminded them of their past constantly. Unfortunately, Lin Xi was this child that should never had been born. In the extra, Lin Xi tried to set up her sister out of envy but it backfired on herself and she ended up strangled. The male lead was able to locate the man who had intimacy with the female lead and ruined both his reputation and family fortune. After 10 seconds of hesitation, Lin Xi decided to leave the family where she was not loved and go live with her own father. *** [1] When they first met, Gu Shao looked at the dirty girl with a foolish smile with resentment in his eyes. Gu Shao: What’s your name? Lin Xi: Lin Xi. No, I mean Gu Xi. Gu as in Gu Shao. Xi as in milkshake. Gu Shao: … … Lin Xi: Dad, if you will raise me till I am of age. I promise I will be around at your deathbed and buy you the best plot there are. Gu Shao: … … — Clarifications: 1. Real father. Father is an elite in electronics and very mighty. 2. Female lead is a valedictorian 3. Female lead’s original name is Gu Xi. She became Gu Xi after her father recognized her. Xi as in treasured/beloved. 4. There is a male lead, but romance line will not begin until after female lead is of age.

When the supernatural killer Han Jing, she became an ugly and domineering Miss Han—— Then she… will carry the arrogance to the end! ! The fiance disliked her, and tried to provoke her again and again, ha ha, divorce! Then, with a big belly, marry his emperor uncle, and we will meet in the future, tut, yell “aunt emperor” first! In her previous life, she suffered a lot of calculation and died in order to survive. In this life, she will never let anyone control her fate! Not even the sky! If the sky dared to destroy her, she would destroy the sky! If God wants to destroy her, she will destroy God! She wants to let the world be stepped on by her! Let the world live by her heart! But who can tell her, who is this kind of inexplicably left in her stomach? !

To sum up in a sentence, transmigrating to different worlds to wash slag men white every day, the goal is to become a good man! Note: slag men refer to men who play with women’s hearts aka scum and washing white means to come clean, fix up your life.

After blowing up the car of her husband and his mistress. Gu Chunzhu, a business entrepreneur, opened her eyes and transmigrated to Xiaohetou Village, Ming Dynasty which was not in history. Having a crippled husband, two small skinny children. A thatched house, that seemed to collapse anytime and will leak when it rains. It won’t be easy…

This is the ongoing history of a generation of military doctors, and the birth of a generation of military masters. This is the history of a princess’s glory and the history of the growth of a female middle child. There were rumors that His Highness King Jing, the great War God, commanded the military with extraordinary skill, but His Highness King Jing’s royal consort was a divine warrior. There were also rumors that the new generation’s Great War God was wrapped around her finger, when the Princess says west, he does not dare go east, and when she says east, he does not dare go west. Even if the Princess says that the sun is square, earth is heaven and heaven is earth, His Highness King Jing will cut out the four corners of the sun and convert heaven and earth. It was really a disgrace to men. But His Highness Jing said, “A bunch of nonsense, this is the King respecting the Princess!” So the world was aghast, and even enemy soldiers knew that King Jing could be messed with, but Princess Jing could not! Su Yun Chu was born again, and only wanted to have a quiet and unrestrained life in Jiang Nan, but she didn’t want to return to the capital for no reason… Unprovoked persecution in the inner courtyard, treacherous schemes at every turn in the imperial palace, resolving the internal and external problems of the country, happiness of a lifetime frequently wished to be destroyed by others… And so…. A senior military doctor is reborn into the first daughter of a marquis, a special elite soul colliding into a brilliant princess.

She woke up from her sleep to the divorce papers that the original owner’s husband tossed at her. Shu Yan picked up the document and took a look. She gets the house and the savings, but not the car. Oh! And her son and daughter. She had been a single woman in her 30’s in her previous life, and now she’s a mother? How exciting is that? She searched her memories. Two million dollars in savings. How much is two million dollars in the 90s? What’s a husband? The other woman can have him. I’m taking the money and my instant son and daughter to go and enjoy ourselves!

“Lady, your husband has fallen ill! It’s lovesickness and he’s terminally ill, it’s a disease with no cure. Please save him!” “Someone come here and help him, your Lord has fallen sick, bring the silver needles!” “Silver needles won’t work, only you can cure me my dear, your husband is lying in bed already.” She was a ruthless doctor, after transmigrating into the body of a extreme waste, she endured and strived for an ambitious future, “Out of the thousands of lives that were missing, the one thing she did not lack was a man!” He was the black-bellied Emperor, an indifferent smile on his face, but hid the ruthlessness in his heart. He pinched off her peach blossoms one by one while he slowly untied his belt: “Your husband alone makes up for ten of them, you’re welcome to personally inspect the goods!”